"Do You Know Who I Am?"

Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse

First of all, this is a true story.  It was contributed by Thomas Chase.  (Thank you, Tom!)

The radio station America FM was doing one of its 'Is Anyone Listening?' bits one morning.  The first question was: 

"Have you ever had a celebrity come up with the 'Do you know who I am?' routine?"

A woman immediately called in.  She said a few years ago, while visiting her cattle rancher uncle in Billings, MT, she had occasion to go to dinner at a restaurant that does not take reservations.  

She was told the wait would be about 45 minutes.  Many local ranchers and their wives were there and waiting.

Ted Turner and his ex-wife, Jane Fonda, came in the restaurant and requested a table.  The hostess informed them that there would be a 45 minute wait.

Jane Fonda asked the hostess, "Do you know who I am?"

The hostess answered, "Yes, but you'll have to wait 45 minutes."

Then Jane asked if the manager was in. When the manager came out, he asked, "May I help you?"

"Do you know who we are?" both Ted and Jane asked.

"Yes, but these folks have been waiting for their turn to be seated, and I can't put you ahead of them."

Then Ted asked to speak to the owner.  The owner came out, and Jane again asked, "Do you know who I am?"

The owner answered, "Yes, I do.  Do you know who I am?  I am the owner of this restaurant and I am a Vietnam Veteran.  Not only will you not get a table ahead of my friends and neighbors who have been waiting here, but you also will not be eating in my restaurant -- tonight, or any other night. Goodbye."

(Only in America ... is this a great country or what?)

Sir Scott's Oasis Steakhouse
204 W. Main,
Manhattan, MT 59741
Phone: (406) 284-6929

** If you ever get there, give this fellow a sharp salute, buy a steak, and tip the waitress. They have ten steaks on their simple menu from 12 oz. to 32 oz. and there are toothpicks on every table!

Thomas Chase
Business Support Analyst
Lorain Tool Enterprises, Inc.
1676 East 28th Street
Lorain, Ohio 44055

Phone:  440-277-6255

Fax:  440-277-1444

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